we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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