ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I love you.
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