It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
wow bdsm is so cute
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