what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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