Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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