grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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