Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
