ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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