This is not my ceiling
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
