ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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