You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Boobs are out for the taking
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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