I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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