yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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