ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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