You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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