and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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