Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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