On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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