he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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