when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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