YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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