ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I fill condoms, not promises.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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