the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
