i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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