Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This is my gift to your gina
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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