I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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