If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm sobbing to NWA
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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