So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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