I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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