I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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