3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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