idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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