shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love you.
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