we're blogging at a bar
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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