If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
