I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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