I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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