If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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