Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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