Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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