Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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