dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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