My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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