You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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