No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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