I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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