i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
