Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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