Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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