Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
