I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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