I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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