oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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